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8th Floor Improv Comedy Column

By: Nate Varrone for the Lantern

Jesus loves you, but not that much

OK, you guys are making it really hard to be perfect right now. I think there a few people out there that don’t quite get my purpose or why I’m here on this Earth. I mean, I am really close to losing it right now. Breathe, Jesus. Breathe. You&…