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New study shows melanomas make you hot

By: Erin Van Pay

Baby, you’re real pretty and all, but dammit, you’re pastier than Janet Reno’s thighs in the dead of winter. You know what you can do to make me happy and actually want to have sex with you? Radiate yourself in a hot, plastic cylinder fo…