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Carroll: Add new kick to NFL in next Super Bowl

By: Nate Carroll

Football was invented in the Mesozoic Era by Neanderthal men who would run around carrying dinosaur skulls and tackling each other. It was originally intended as a meaningless diversion that gave the cavemen an excuse to not hunt and/or gather, but it tu…