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Peter Stotch: Narcoleptic soldier for hire

By: Andrew Lahr

Lots of NoDoz, and plenty of Dew.” That’s how I respond when my close friends ask me how I ever got through U.S. Operative basic training without my superiors catching wind of my debilitating disorder. I’m agent Peter Stotch, and I have …