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Humor & Satire | A Vassar worst-case scenario survival guide

This week, like every week, I fell off my bike. I lost momentum going uphill and fell over. It was pretty charming. In case anyone was wondering, I’m single. What made this week’s fall noteworthy was the undue stress it put on my laptop, which…